Dear Austin

Dear Austin:

Thank you for your apology. It was not necessary, however, because everytime I step on something that needs to be picked up it gives me the opportunity to remember how handsome and well behaved you are. You are always welcome in my home, as is your sister Ashlie, and of course your mother, who has no business being mortified, since she spent most of the afternoon on her knees cleaning up and also since she brought so much beer.

Please come over any time, and I hope to see you soon at your own home as well. Perhaps I will have more than a box to keep you occupied next time.

Love
Aunt Joyce