Sighting - For Jeri

I just had to quickly post this. Today at the Starbucks I discovered that the girl in line in front of me was Joni D*! I almost burst out laughing right there waiting patiently for my coffee. I spotted her overprocessed hair and too tight denim ensemble stretched over her over 40 year old body while realization spread over me like the pre-coffee wave it can be. She didn't look bad (I don't think you wanted to hear that, did you, Jeri?), just not 24, so quit trying to dress like it. Her skin didn't look all messed up like it used to either. You see, folks, being 40+ means that the odds are good you have acquired some money in your life, and you can afford things like a standing cut and color every 5 weeks, gym membership, and microdermabrasion. So growing older gets a bad rap; myself, I think you need to focus on the positive of every situation.

Anyway, I saved my burst of laughter until I left the store and was walking across the parking lot. I visualized myself whispering "BitchSlutWhore" in her ear while I reached around her to grab my venti peppermint mocha (it's Friday), and I could barely contain myself. This town... you gotta love it sometimes.

SOMETIMES.

More later, I just thought I would share.
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* Obviously I cannot post her whole name here. What if she is the type of person who regularly googles herself?!